Merry Christmas, you fools. I watched Avatar in 3D today. It was very Zendikar-y, and the humans were like the Terran from StarCraft! Sigourney Weaver was scientifically sexy!
There are a lot of pretty hot chicks in Magic art. But they vary from: can't reach (Angels), too good for you (Angels), questionable body parts (Etherium chicks), hot but gross (Vampire Hexmage), not our species (almost everything), probably crazy (Chandra), and manly hot (Soldier chicks). I don't know. Which one would you go for? Is there any missing you would add?
Sets include: Conflux, Alara Reborn, M2010, Zendikar
Master Transmuter
Telemin Performance (both)
Knight of the Reliquary
Valeron Outlander
Bloodbraid Elf
Meddling Mage
Naya Hushblade
Slave of Bolas
Alluring Siren
Captain of the Watch
Chandra Nalaar
Doom Blade angel (this image is vaguely sexual in a hilarious way)
Elvish Piper
Liliana Vess
Mesa Enchantress
Soul Warden
Sparkmage Apprentice
Sphinx Ambassador (yes, I think it's hot, whatever)
Undead Slayer
Veteran Swordsmith
Devout Lightcaster
Emeria Angel
Kor Hookmaster
Kor Sanctifiers chick
Archmage Ascension
Guul Draz Vampire
Nissa Revane
Vampire Hexmage
My winner after the jump.
Soul Warden
Although it was difficult to choose. I don't even know what criteria to use. "Least likely to kill you" might have been one I was using.
Winner for hottest guy:
Jace Beleren
He had almost no competition, so I didn't even bother trying to list out candidates.
Bonus Category: Can you guess what it is?
Bloodhall Ooze
Court Homunculus
Dragon Broodmother babies
Putrid Leech
Dragon Whelp
Steppe Lynx
Hedron Crab
Kraken Hatchling
Plated Geopede
Lotus Cobra
Scute Mob
Hedron Scrabbler
The winner is...
Putrid Leech
And the category was...
"Best Pet"
Putrid Leech is so adorable. What? You don't agree??
